hello-missdolly:

beanmom:

nospockdasgay:

redbloodedamerica:

mallninjacode:

pual1010:

brownglucose:

stunningpicture:

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

Stay woke

Is this true?

Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”

You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to us their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.

Yeah signal boost because not enough people know about this and seriously FUCK SUSAN G. KOMEN THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST

Some links…

http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/

http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/for-the-cure/

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/132728/susan_g_komen_foundation_has

(reblogged in honor of my mother, who died of breast cancer, 11/13/97)

Reog every time I see it. Roughly once a month.

whospilledthebongwater:
“ inhiddendoorways:
“ codenameianto:
“ cantcontrolthegay:
“ where is the lie
”
extroverts vs. introverts
”
Social anxiety
”
I’m chandler
” whospilledthebongwater:
“ inhiddendoorways:
“ codenameianto:
“ cantcontrolthegay:
“ where is the lie
”
extroverts vs. introverts
”
Social anxiety
”
I’m chandler
” whospilledthebongwater:
“ inhiddendoorways:
“ codenameianto:
“ cantcontrolthegay:
“ where is the lie
”
extroverts vs. introverts
”
Social anxiety
”
I’m chandler
” whospilledthebongwater:
“ inhiddendoorways:
“ codenameianto:
“ cantcontrolthegay:
“ where is the lie
”
extroverts vs. introverts
”
Social anxiety
”
I’m chandler
”

whospilledthebongwater:

inhiddendoorways:

codenameianto:

cantcontrolthegay:

where is the lie

extroverts vs. introverts

Social anxiety

I’m chandler

today-ifuckedup:

So, my wife met an old friend of hers a few days ago and decided to invite her over with her husband for a dinner. We recently moved to a new apartament and I guess wifey wanted to show off how nice of a kitchen we have. I had a vague memory of who that friend is and I remember I didn’t like her too much - let’s call her X for this story.

Anyway, we prepared an asian meal together for them (we like asian food and it’s what we usually cook for our guests too). X arrived with her husband soon after and we all sat for the dinner.

It wasn’t going that bad at first; I made them laugh with a few jokes and we had a pleasant conversation. Suddenly, X pulled out a hair out of her chicken strip. It was long and she looked at it with disgust. My wife turned all red and started to frantically apologize while X looked at us with that face of disgust and contempt (she’s a bit of a b*tch and clearly a false woman, I really have no idea why my wife is friends with her).

I wanted to save the day somehow; my thoughts were racing and without any second thought, I spilled the “joke” out of my mouth:

“Ya know it could’ve be worse, could’ve been a pube”

All of a sudden (I have no idea why), X puked all over her place at the table. She tried to cover her mouth with her hands but it didn’t help too much. My wife was looking at me with eyes wide open. X let out some inhuman sounds and furiously walked towards the door, slamming them. Her husband gave us a quick look, muttered “sorry” and rushed after her, collecting her shoes from the corridor. My wife only said “really? REALLY?” and closed herself in the bathroom. I think she’s taking a bath. I cleaned up all the mess but she still didn’t leave the bathroom.

UPDATE: I think the things settled down a bit. My wife said I’m the dumbest man ever but she still loves me.

aloebread:

im watching this at 1am and crying . for real

guns-n-beauty:
“ gray-firearms:
“ gunrunnerhell:
“ Salad
”
Look at his fuckin face. That is the face of a man who knows true happiness.
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I love this post
”

guns-n-beauty:

gray-firearms:

gunrunnerhell:

Salad

Look at his fuckin face. That is the face of a man who knows true happiness.

I love this post

rundalek:

You’re not doing that to me again.

(Source: rundalek)

tastefullyoffensive:
“ Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.
(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)
” tastefullyoffensive:
“ Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.
(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)
” tastefullyoffensive:
“ Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.
(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)
” tastefullyoffensive:
“ Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.
(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)
” tastefullyoffensive:
“ Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.
(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)
” tastefullyoffensive:
“ Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.
(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)
” tastefullyoffensive:
“ Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.
(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)
” tastefullyoffensive:
“ Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.
(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)
” tastefullyoffensive:
“ Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.
(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)
” tastefullyoffensive:
“ Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.
(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)
”

tastefullyoffensive:

Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.

(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)

hdbttp:

“We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other”.

sexanax:

dont catch feelings you’ll die